Glastonbury 2027 · Wed 23 to Mon 28 June
We're a little apple orchard under a mile from the festival gates. Come back at 4am to a proper bed, and breakfast is on us in the morning.
We're seven acres of apple trees in West Pennard, a three-minute shuttle from Bronze Gate. Chickens and runner ducks potter about between the tents.
Your tent is made up before you get here, with a real bed, a duvet and a mirror for the glitter. The showers are hot and the loos are squeaky clean. When you've had enough of the festival, the shuttle brings you home.
We keep it small on purpose, so everyone gets looked after.


From £1,500 for two, all five nights.
Real beds, proper bedding, made up and waiting. Sizes for two, four or six.
See the bell tents
£5,995, sleeps six.
A real American school bus with its own hot shower. One of Andy's.
See the bus
£3,995, sleeps two (and a little one).
Yes, really. A periscope, a radar and all the knobs and wheels you could wish for.
See the sub“Second year at Secret Orchard for Glasto and it honestly feels like coming home.”
Rebecca Mason, July 2025
Our shuttle runs to Bronze Gate and back all day and all night. It takes about three minutes, so you can stay for the last song or nip back for a nap.
Gates open at 9am on Wednesday 23 June 2027. We wave you off at midday on Monday 28 June, after breakfast, obviously.
Festival tickets are sold separately.
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